December 2011
2 posts
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My entire life is a reference
When all you want is...
that special someone for Christmas, you know it’s real…
October 2010
1 post
My life #001
Out of nothing comes this post, apparently on a whole new topic that I haven’t talked about before (and didn’t plan on posting about)… my life.
In very short time (less than 72 hours now), I will once again hold that precious little girl I love so much in my arms once again.
Waiting for this has made me realize that all this babbling about LDR’s is really true. I’m...
August 2010
3 posts
Never ending spirals: Balancing the two →
Your friends and your relationship.
You can’t spend all your time together, but you also can’t just decide to “hang out” when one person seems to need you. I honestly believe that people in a healthy relationship require time apart, so they can be comfortable with themselves, they should hang…
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Relationship #023
Nothing…
The forbidden word. When a girl says the forbidden word, guys know that they’re in BIIG trouble. Nothing basically means: ‘anything’. The guy immidiatly starts thinking about what he could have done wrong all while the girl is freaking out that he doesn’t know he hasn’t commented on her new nail polish color which matches the colors of the walls in her...
July 2010
3 posts
8 tags
Relationship #022
Girls, and guys, remember that when in a deep relationship, you gain a lot of power. You can control your lover’s almost every action if you do your manipulation right, well…
DON’T!
Not fair to him/her
Do you really love this person?
If not, why be in a relationship?
If yes, why do it?
Be mindful of what you tell your partner, your words probably have a lot more...
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Sex #006
Being able to have sex, naked and in bright light, is important to a relationship, for both partners. I’m not saying you should do it with lights on every time, the darkness brought by curtains or simply the night, can be very enticing as well, and lead to fun sex games.
By having sex with the lights, and seeing eachother’s bodies, acknowledging and accepting the looks of your partner...
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Relationship #021
Being a nice boyfriend isn’t always easy when the girl keeps putting herself down, making negative comments about her looks, body, weight and everything.
Women: Don’t assume that your partner is lying to you, you’ll ruin the relationship for him and you. If you get mad when he tells you something nice, if you put yourself down every time you get a nice comment, if you disrespect...
June 2010
5 posts
In love it doesn’t matter who’s first, only who’s last…
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Relationship #020
Spending time apart isn’t always bad, makes you appreciate the time you share more.
It’s much like vacation really, vacation wouldn’t be fun, if working wasn’t so god damn horrible :D
I’m sorry if I don’t follow you all back, but my girl is what I’m here for <3 I appreciate your follows and hope for understanding :D
May 2010
8 posts
4 tags
Cute #001
Her: “So I was out…” Him: “Wait.” Her: “Ready? Okay so I was out with my mom…” Him: “Hold on please.” Her: “…I was out with my mom to find a dress for prom…” Him: “Not so fast.” Her: “Would you stop interrupting me already?!” Him: “I figured that if you tell the stories slower I get to...
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Sex #005
You can’t really blame a guy for wanting to have sex all the time, it means you turn him on. Wouldn’t it suck if he wasn’t turned on by you? Denying him sex too often will only lead to him finding pleasure elsewhere…
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Relationship #019
Obviously, if you argue for something, eventually the guy will change his mind. Women need to be very careful about this as their partner will after some time give in to let you have it your way. The more you practice this, the shorter the arguments will be because the guy will learn that if he starts arguing for what he believes, the girl will continue the discussion, not because she wants to...
“Teach me about life…”
“How am about I supposed to do so without even knowing what it’s about myself…”
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Relationship #018
Just because we use the term “my woman” doesn’t mean we think of you as a possession of some kind, that we own you or that we think of you as less or anything. Forget all those things.
When we tell you that we want to be the provider and protector of our little family (which may only be the two of us so far) it doesn’t mean we dislike or discourage the independent woman...
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Relationship #017
The smallest things have the greatest impacts…
…and since I personally hate all those unspecific and general posts about everything in life, here follows an explanation:
Girls love it when you notice small things that they do or like, and they are good to remember, if you see her do something like rub her nose like a hamster after sneezing or tilt her head to the same side every...
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Relationship #016
You can never say “I love you” too much, try it!
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Sex #004
Don’t be afraid to tell us what you want to do, in fact we love it when you tell us about something you like and we can fulfill your desires.
March 2010
1 post
8 tags
Now with a cool bar! →
February 2010
9 posts
13 tags
Your clothes #002
V-necks, hotpants and other revealing stuff is cool, but don’t wear it too much, noone wants to date a slut and if we can get to look at your boobs that easily, you’re probably just another attention whore. Sure you will catch some attention right now, but in the long run, you’re not gaining in on all the smart girls.
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Sex #003
If we’re moving too fast, tell us. If we’re moving too slow, tell us. AND NO! Placing our hands on your breasts is not enough, talk, use the power of words. If it’s too hard to say you can write it on your cell and show when cuddling in bed.
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Relationship #015
Ask. Do not assume anything, always ask. If you think something is bad, it’s probably not and you should ask. If you think something is good, ask for confirmation.
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Relationship #014
Sometimes we just need time alone, time without you. It does not mean we want to break up or anything, just that we want to do some of the things we used to do before we had you in our life. Getting mad about this will ruin more for yourself than you think.
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Relationship #013
We don’t mean to harm you if we forget a topic, simply ask the question again if it was important, we were probably busy thinking about how good you look and forgot all about what our favourite color is (we don’t have any, we just hate pink).
Make up advice #003
You look good. If we think you’re ugly, we wouldn’t be with you in the first place, not even for the sex. Having sex with ugly girls is not cool.
I don't want anyone else to kiss your lips. I...
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Relationship #012
Often, when we say we love you, we do it to hear you say that you love us too.
January 2010
23 posts
Relationship #011
We love it when you text us good morning!
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Relationship #010
Yes, it matters who says “I love you” first. Let us know if we’re not doing it enough, and be sure that you’re the one to start it half the time too.
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Relationship #009
Listen to what we say and comprehend. We say what we mean, don’t think too much of it and analyse what you think we really mean.
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Relationship #008
PMS is not an excuse to be mean! Boys will never understand what the whole deal about you and your hormones is. Should you accidentally snap at us, apologise, don’t even try to explain, we never woke up with cramps at 5 am in the morning.
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Food #002
Become a good cook and he’ll stick around forever!
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Sex #002
Our penis is the largest one you’ve ever seen or touched, it’s better than any dildo and there’s nothing in the world you want more than it.
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Relationship #007
When we’re alone, we’re alone. Leave your phone on the table, don’t check your Facebook, stop tweeting and ignore tumblr for a while.
Finding the right guy #003 →
A bit old but the truth remains the same. Geek guys aren’t bad at all, and since you’re here reading this, befriend that geek guy from class/work on Facebook and start talking. Finding him in person won’t help you much. Be sure to get his IM screenname as soon as possible, once there, you’re in!
Relationship #006
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN! Don’t try to tell us something indirectly by giving hints if it really matters to you. We don’t get it and you’re hurting yourself.
Relationship #005
Just because we don’t text you back, it doesn’t mean we don’t love you anymore…
Finding the right guy #002
Get the nice guys… You seriously want to have kids with a guido?
Relationship #004
If we tell you we’re busy and barely got time for you, but will squeeze you in our schedule anyways, don’t try to convince us not to. We want to be with you, and you’re saying it’s okay that we’re not?
Sex #001
If you touch a guys crotch, you mean business! Don’t ever go there without at least giving a handjob.
Food #001
MEAT! The more the merrier!
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Make up advice #002
Your natural skin color is fine!
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Relationship #003
Be happy when we tell you there’s something wrong or you don’t look good… That means we’re honest with you. If you get mad at us we’ll start lying, to make sure you don’t get mad again. Do you really want that?
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Relationship #002
If I tell you you’re beautiful, don’t start an argument whether I mean it or not.